Crunch Bunny

Someone who makes a big deal about and talks too much about online games. More specifically someone who takes the time to type the word noob, newbie, leet, camper, or any other geek word and can't JUST PLAY THE GAME because they are fueding with someone on the game because of some geeky kid reason.

10-13 year old geek idiot that thinks they are cool: Hey you noob, stop camping just because you're not 1337 like me.

Cool person who just wants to play the game: Gosh, what a crunch bunny.

by Delton Carter [AIKEN] clan May 2, 2005

crunch mouth

1. Someone who has more than the average teeth count (between 26 and 32 are the acceptable numbers).

2. Someone whose teeth are severely impacted to the point where closing their mouth causing them pain.

3. Someone whose grill(see def) is socially undesirable; if you were to kiss them or place you genitalia into the mouth, you may be injure your tongue, castrate your penis and/or clitoris.

4. Patrick Scott's wife; "Heather Scott".

Man, throw that crunch mouth bitch some rocks to chew on and watch her spit out gravel.

by P3 October 31, 2004

crunch pose

when you have done something lucky or

you have done something that your very proud of that you maybe shouldnt be

i just scored with this girl that was way out of my league but she was drunk..crunch pose

by onithekid October 17, 2010

Crunch Bar

A person who is crunchy. They exhibit most of the qualities associated with hippies, including vegetarianism, birkenstock-wearing, poor personal hyegiene, and pot-smoking.

Our AP psych teacher is such a crunch bar, all we do is listen to weird ethnic music and talk about our feelings.

by somebody i used to know July 24, 2008

Crunch Bar

A girl that looks like the back of a crunch bar when she cakes makeup over her acne.

girl 1: this bitch be lookin like a crunch bar

girl 2: ew I know right

acne

by Babycakes066 December 6, 2015

Crunch Time

A time devoted to the action of taking A Crunch. Crunch Time can happen at anytime, in anyplace, to anyone. The length of a Crunch Time is affected my many things. Your age, your sex, barometric pressure, the earths pitch relative to the sun's axis, and what you ate last night for dinner all play a part on when Crunch Time will ensue.

Justin: Nick, you've been in there a while. You okay man?

Nick: I knew it was time...

Justin: Time for what?

Nick: Crunch time...

Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.

by totallynotchris March 27, 2010

Crunch Time

Crunch time is what you say to a women before laying down a serious smashing.

"When i put my blue suit on, you might as well call me the captain, cause it's crunch time!"

by Jonathan Torres. April 11, 2005