commit kermit

when you want to die but your brain is thinking about the muppets

i want to commit kermit

by EastTV March 8, 2019

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Commit a sin

Jerk off; complete an act of lust; sexual things

Brian: "Where you going bro?"
Jake: " Going to commit a sin, duh!"

by Shadows23214 April 22, 2019

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Commit poptart

To eat many pop tarts till you die.

I want you to commit poptart

by Commit_poptart January 28, 2021

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'commit unlive' is a term usually used by toxic Roblox players instead of 'go kill yourself' to pass through Roblox's terrible chat censorship (and when I say terrible, I mean as terrible as doo doo wadur) while sending the message across.

I dare you to go commit unlive

by SleepyShard October 18, 2021

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go commit hang rope

Absolute destruction. If someone says this to you, you will then become their servant for life. They now own you. Also a Roblox meme.

“Go commit hang rope you dumb nub.”

by The Dark Side Will Claim You October 27, 2018

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Go commit not feel so good

To fade away and die just like Spider-Man did in Avengers Infinity War.

Friend: Go Commit not feel so good.
Spider Man: I don't feel so good.....

*Fades Away*

by TheAngryNerd May 13, 2019

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Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend

a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex

ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime

by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023

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