cris

kinda peng. says he has a big dick but its probably inverted. has a crush on the "pengest" hoes, but they rant rlly peng t all. can't eat pussy and sucks at fortnite. at least he knows how to sprint in it. though he is funny and frustrating, he's a really good friend who will do whatever it takes to help.
ugh, who's that monkey looking chap over there?
oh thats {cris}, he's actually really nice.
fine ill fuck him anyways. its the best I'm gonna get
by hello my bitches ... October 09, 2018
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A gremlin that hides in the dark
"Dude I saw this thing in my room hunched over a phone. Must of been a Cris"
by Tea_Dem0n November 21, 2021
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Cris is the most awesome of awesome names.
The title holder is the cutest person in the world.
Happiness, Lively, Fun
Cris is CUTIE

Very rare and Consider yourself if you ever meet Cris :)

OMG you are friends with CRIS. LUCKY!
Wish I could meet Cris ASAP!
by Cris’s Fav person November 22, 2021
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- Huge cock…a weapon like you’ve never seen before.

-Gorgeous eyes that can melt even the coldest of hearts

-Strong desire to please a woman. He won’t stop till his lady is satisfied.

-Appreciates short women with curves to hold on to
-A great friend and will always be available for his friends
-Sexy as fuck
-Usually a Virgo
Every woman should have a Cris is their life
by Cris_fanclub February 20, 2024
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Where’s the “H”?
My name is Cris with no “H”…

*Rolls eyes*
by MonkeyDolittle November 23, 2021
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A cool person that has a good taste and a kind ass person
by Adiandookie April 14, 2022
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Boy:cris helped me in sports and how to look good
by Cris moetu November 22, 2021
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