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cri

When this is said when you are texting, it could go two ways. One, they are making a joke and aren’t sad, two, they are sad and you are in deep trouble.
(Texting)
Person 1: I’m so sorry! I can’t go shopping that day!
Person 2: cri
orrrrrr
Person 1: I love you but this isn’t going to work out.
Person 2: cri 😭
by happiness is key January 11, 2020
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cri de coeur

The prisoner’s cri de Coeur was felt by people all around the world
by Kyuani November 21, 2020
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When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."
by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020
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Cris

A great man who is a boss and loves to eat! He is normally playing games with his buddy Trenton!
Have you met Cris? What is he like?
by Sparkleunicorn18 October 31, 2017
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feel the cri cri

Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.
- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri
by Neister March 3, 2017
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Cris Collinsworth

The NFL announcer that sucks Patrick Mahomes off everytime he makes any play.
There the announcer goes giving him the Cris Collinsworth treatment.
by BigBoz22 April 26, 2023
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Cris

THE MOST RANDOM NIGGA YOULL EVER MEET. Cris is a absolute dumbass but a genius at the same time
Cris
by Truefax8262 November 20, 2023
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