chubby chimp claws

the hands of obese, hirsute homosexuals... a.k.a. bears.

Hey David, keep your chubby chimp claws off me.

by meatgeorgejetson December 21, 2010

Pimp Chimpin'

An alternate term for exclamation about how a person or group of people is going/doing.

Yo, we Pimp Chimpin'

by BigMan02 November 28, 2020

Impy and Chimpy

Mistaken name for "Itchy and Scratchy" Ned Flanders bellowed while watching the Poochy debacle.

That's the best episode of `Impy and Chimpy` I've ever seen.

by Neilmiser May 6, 2004

chimperor

A contraction of the terms chimpanzee and emperor, a chimperor is a primate who has inexplicably been given complete control over something that is so far beyond the monkey's ability to understand that the situation becomes completely absurd.

The best example of a chimperor is George W. Bush. The term fits him so perfectly that he is often known as "The Chimperor".

by EvilFourthMonkey February 28, 2006

Chimpy McFlightsuit

A clueless, drunken, arrogant silver spoon who usurps power through family connections and fuels a wartime economy on the backs of future generations. Resembles a monkey in facial expressions as well as oratory skills.

Chimpy McFlightsuit took the oath of office in January 2001

by Russel Stover August 10, 2004

Snow Chimp

1. (n) A derogatory term made popular by primarily African-American Internet users in relation to Caucasian, European or otherwise white users. Often used in response to more common racial slurs in flame wars.

Snow chimps live in caves like Neanderthals and love to rape their cousins.

by Gate of Gamers August 7, 2017

chimptard

A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.

President George W. Bush is a chimptard.

by summix May 8, 2008