crapids

Intense, fast moving feces to the effect of class five rapids.
The sudden need to find a place to dump.

Dude, that burrito I had last night gave me crapids into the wee hours of the morning!

by sheepyone December 22, 2008

crapalanche

A large exlplosion of crap venting from one's bowles, usually in a liquid/solid state of matter, accompanied by vomit inducing gases. Typically the by product of rancid fish tacos or the equivalent.

Man, I just got done with the supersized KFC bucket, origninal recipe, and got hit by a massive crapalanche. Good thing I still had the bucket handy.

by blunomad March 5, 2011

crapachinno

when you shit in a blender, add milk and ice, then blend it and give it to your sexual partner.

Chris drank my crapachinno yesterday after we walked in the park under the moonlight sun on teusday nights.

by gay-i-am May 20, 2007

San Crapadino

slang for San Bernardino, a crappy, run down city in southern California.

I'm glad I got out of San Crapadino.

by zezee June 23, 2006

sex-capades

Sex capades

1 ) A session of uninhibited sex in the weird, odd or wildest places.

2) Sex for sport.

3) Is the practice of two or more casual sex partners being free to do it where-ever and whenever.

4) No filters with multiple or singular sexual partners.

5) Promiscuous.

Oh, so you guys are just going to go away this weekend and get your sex-capades on? I hear that, I aint mad atcha!

by Merci Merc October 29, 2012

Crapadillia

Adj. A word most often used as a statement or phrase expressing dissatisfaction or annoyance to any unfortunate turn of events.

Darth Vader: Unfortunately my Emperor, the Death star was destroyed.

Emperor: Crapadillia!(or) This crapadillia is driving me to a state of madness.

by Solidken March 17, 2010

crapadoodle

A more mature and fun way of saying crap.

Friend: my phone fell in the pool!

Me: crapadoodle

by lemon187lime March 2, 2018