Crank

Cool; Awesome; Sick

Guy 1: "Did you just see that Kickflip?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude. It was totally crank!"

by Barry Walters April 22, 2011

Crank

Both crying in a mirror or alternate reflective surface while also masturbating. Quality of reflective surface is directly proportional to quality of crank.

Fred was feeling very horny but also very sad because his mother had just died. As such, he found himself a mirror, cried, and enjoyed a good Crank, his beautiful tears splashing on his bell end. This only aroused him more.

by Gustav Narerl March 21, 2010

cranking

To Have Rough Sex With Someone.

He was absolutley Cranking that bitch!

by phazel14 October 16, 2007

crank

the best motherfuckin drug out there...

i love crank, do u love crank...got crank?

by N.S & J.S March 31, 2005

crank

this word can mean anything you want it to.
cool ugly crazy fun

A: Did you go to Jordan's party last night?
B: Yeah man! It was crank as hell!

A: look at that ugly bitch over there.
B: yeah, shes crank.

by j-smet1717 January 14, 2008

crank

The penis, cock, dick, male sex organ

If she grabs your crank you grab her snatch

by springfield April 28, 2007

cranked

when someone is ugly but has a big ego

that boy cranked as hell

he cranked himself up too much

by slimjim13 May 02, 2022