Weekend Creamer

Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.

We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.

by Icameupwithit July 11, 2018

Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

by rexandmax December 10, 2011

Crazer

A crazy driver. One who weaves in and out of traffic on the freeway with out signaling and cutting off drivers, who drives significantly higher than the speed limit, like 60 on city streets or 120 on the highway with a 65 limit, who drives in a way that is a risk to other drivers and would or has driven in the emergency lane (for broken down cars).

Holy SHIT! Another goddamn' crazer just cut me off again!

by David Richter July 30, 2006

cock craver

a girl who loves dick and is always thinking about it and is always trying to get some dick

Jeremy: hey moon, megan's lookin at that dudes dick haha!
Moon: of course she is, she's a cock craver >=(

by shane941 March 27, 2007

volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.

Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005

Mixing the Creamer

A boy masturbating as used in Awkward. Season 3, episode 5.

Jenna: "Why is Matty always in the bathroom?!"
Kevin: "Boys have needs! Ya know, mixing the creamer."

by thenewcanaanlife June 2, 2014

Cromer Campus

Cromer Campus is a school in sydney Australia that most eshay’s and druggies go to. Most of the girl wear skirts smaller than a crumb of bread.

me: “look it’s an eshay” my friend: @they probably go to Cromer Campus

by I am a person.com July 13, 2020