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Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
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Chalfont Playground

Chalfont Playground is the birthplace of all chalfont tradition, from drinking at calvary track, to rolling fat doinks at hill, Chalfont Playground is a great place but wouldn’t be shit without Fridays at trails or the people residing in the neighborhood
Faggot Pollock Kid: Let’s go to Meehan to go fuck our sisters and cousins!

Chalfont God: No you fucking loser, we’re going to Chalfont Playground.
by Chalfont God July 5, 2019
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crabfag

Someone who makes plans to do something, then backs out at the last minute.
John was gonna hang out with us, but then he totally Crabfagged out.
by Murdertrain February 5, 2009
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Lord of the craft

Lord of the Craft is where catfishes and autistic children go to play without parents permission and is home to famous "eRP". The server is filled with 12 year olds who can't even type a proper sentence without "edgy" "lmao" "kappa" or "lol".

This is also a place where certain people pretend to be a horse, and end up fucking another horse infront of 20 people, then gets banned for it, but because one of the GMs (Cappy) got a good wank to it, the horse raper was unbanned.
"Hey im a hot 16 year old girl lol lets erp lol whats ur skype lol"
"ok lol, i'm only 13 kappa is that ok lol"
"lol ok lol ur edgy kappa"

Lord of the Craft is also know as LOTC.
by FuckyFuckFucker September 19, 2016
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bitch craft

when the female of the speices gets together with friends, normally to discuss the failings of there men and what they can do about it, this is know as bitch craft
alright mate where's your girl today ? out somewhere proberly practising bitch craft
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
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calfed

the act of a newborn on ice, a fetal calf, symptoms consist of efensike eyes, and being in the state of euphoria known as the munchies
Bob Marley is a prime example of being calfed.

Ian was so calfed last night, he left a trail of crumbs that eventually led to his spot he passed out.

Scoob is a baby calf.

Dude I'm so calfed right now, I say we order the 5-5-5 deal from Domino's.
by Danny Nugent December 9, 2008
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