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Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
by J. Gam January 18, 2008
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cracking on some jimmies

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.
by shauna blakney October 21, 2010
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Cracking a Gong

Hitting your girlfriend so hard with your penis it makes a vibrating noise.
Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.
by CabbageMan572 July 28, 2018
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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cracking the whip

When you accidentally drop the charging part or, micro usb-b connector for your phone charger, possibly damaging the charger and wire if dropped hard enough.
Bro 1: What happened to your charger?

Bro 2: I cracking the whip so many times on it that it broke.
by lionlionlion April 25, 2020
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Cracking The Celery

A phrase meaning pulling an all-nighter to do schoolwork.
Man, did you study for the physics test today?

Yeah, I was cracking the celery HARD last night.
by Zizoman123 April 25, 2021
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Cracking The Function

to make something successful, or make it go your way.
Bro, no way you just threw back 8 percocets! Your totally cracking the function!
by Tayy9x June 21, 2022
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