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Comic-Cough

Comic-Cough is a fast spreading air born virus, that is transmitted throughout thousands of San Diego Comic-Con attendees every year. The origins of this virus are still unknown to this day. However it is speculated that it only effects the young, and 20-30+ y/o basement dwelling virgins, as their immune systems are not capable of fighting off even the simplest common house mold.

Comic-Cough is a virus similar to the para-influenza virus, and the common chest cold. It was originally diagnosed as a form of tracheobronchitis, but was later filed as an "unclassified" human illness. This unpublicized status has allowed the CDC (Centers for Disease Control) to deny it's existence to this day.

Clinical signs of infections occur 2-14 days after exposure, and if uncomplicated with other agents, or bacteria, symptoms will last around 10 days.
Infected: I just shook Wil Wheaton's hand!

Uninfected: Get the hell away from me, you know that Spock sucker has Comic-Cough right?

Example 2:

Uninfected 1: Hey, did you hear?

Uninfected 2: About what?

Uninfected 1: Joss Whedon has discovered a cure for Comic-Cough!

Uninfected 2: Merciful Zeus!
by The Barn Shark July 28, 2010
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DC Comics

One of the largest and greatest comic companies in the world, and is Marvel's rival. People say DC is trash because Marvel has a better cinematic universe, but Dc is better in every other category. People also say that Dc rips off characters from Marvel but Marvel did the same thing. No One is innocent. But gotta love Marvel too. But Dc is sovereign.
Person 1: Hey which superhero universe is Batman from?
Person 2: Why, DC Comics of course! It shits on Marvel. But , Marvel fanboys get cocky because the MCU is better than the DCEU. But DC makes better everything else. Go DC!
Person 1: Alright! Go Dc!
by Hoodrat27 June 9, 2019
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coxian

adjective: to explain a very sarcastic attitude towards somebody or something, an over the top attitude used to insult someone with sarcasm.

from the T.V show :scrubs
Mason: you know, what you said earlier was very coxian.

Paul: oh, you mean how i told brandon that if there was ever a contest for his hockey skills that he would win...right after i start getting breast implants?

Mason: Yeah...you jerk
by Mason Lucas January 11, 2008
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Comic Sans

Overused beyond credibility within webpages, MSN and other IMs. Fixedsys is better, being less common and simply more elite looking.
My friend used to use blue Comic Sans MS font on MSN, but when I started using black Fixedsys, he converted to blue Fixedsys.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003
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Rage Comic

Four (or more) paneled comics using simple stick figures, line drawn faces and heavy use of memes.
Dude, this thing that totally happens to everyone, I'm gonna make a rage comic outta it when I get home.
by kenzerawesome August 23, 2011
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colicky

when the bebe gets a tum tum ache and cries
baby annaliese is colicky today. she just won't stop crying. i had to change her anal thermometer, she had a rash.
by c8lyn August 22, 2006
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Comic Sans

The best font ever this font is so good its better then sex, orgasms,porn, a dick a vigina etc
person one:lets have some sex
person two:no lets use the font comic sans in school

person one: yeah good idea that font is better the sex
by dsdadsa November 6, 2019
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