Counting worms

Dead. Deceased. In the grave.

"Yeah, that berk who shot at the police took sixteen shots to the chest, he'll be counting worms soon."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

counting

i can count

counting is fun

by Vinny Eoh April 10, 2019

foreign countries

when something is false

i got 50 bills in foreign countries

by MylesB April 1, 2008

Counting Teeth

The recognition of the message being verbally communicated out of another's mouth. i.e. reading lips.

By counting teeth, I can tell when a homeless guy is lying about not drinking... especially if the front one is missing.

by Hummus Dummus March 28, 2011

counting kleenex

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

by Shuaman April 22, 2016

Countermonger

A legal request to revoke, cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.

The agency did not send the countermonger letter, so they celebrated with watersports.

by ButtNasty-50-2-2 July 4, 2008

Counting Coup

Like the basic definition, but counting the number of people you've had sex with.

I'm doing alright at 20, but that's probably minor Counting Coup to others.

I know one woman that claims at least 50 (Counting) Coup. She's a badass.

by headrift March 17, 2018