Chocolate Coated banana

When having sex, the guy pulls out and jizzes all over a girl's face, then proceeds to take a dump on her face. The white jizz resembles the banana and the shit resembles the chocolate.

Andy was having sex with Pauline when she screamed out "I need a chocolate coated banana!"

by Sniff the Coke May 4, 2008

Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

costed

a word used to describe how much something was in the past tense.

The coffee costed one dollar.

by t-roon February 14, 2009

Cottea

A drink with a mix of tea and coffee usually drunk while eating the fingers of orphan children.

See Tea or Coffee

Make us a cup of cottea so i can enjoy these fingers.

by Psycho Escapee September 19, 2009

costed

Made a mistake that will take time, effort and money to fix.

I costed the installation of the graphics card!

by Immesys April 25, 2005

cotter

1. Refering to the back of your hand.

1. Whore 1 - "Come on Baby... I can give you the money in a few days."
Pimp 1 - "Bitch, if you don't give me my damn money now, I'm gonna slap the shit outta you with my cotter!"

by Nephets Nivlag October 22, 2010

catted

Containing a density of cats, such as found in an urban or suburban environment.

The little gecko didn't stand a chance in such a heavily catted neighbourhood.

by Pengo April 21, 2008