corona boi

useless prick who won't stay at home during the rona outbreak

Retard: Yooooo, dats him!
Retard 2: wat u talking bout bruh?
Corona boi: yeeeeeeeee, fuck rona bruh

by ibangmilfsforaliving March 24, 2020

Coronabeard

A beard grown while in quarantine or isolation during the 2019 Coronavirus pandemic. Often grown at the start of isolation with a plan to shave it off at the end of the pandemic in celebration. Observed as photos shared over social media for purposes of bragging right or simply to stave off boredom.

How do you like my Coronabeard? I am five days into growing my Coronabeard.

by misph1re March 25, 2020

coronabod

A pasty, doughy body resulting from anxiety eating and inactivity related to the new coronavirus.

Damn, Erica's body using be slammin' but on Zoom last night I could see her coronabod taking shape.

by Ohhkasia March 26, 2020

Corona worthy

Adjective.
Used to describe or rate the quality of a location, restaurant, or gathering relative to the likeliness of contracting COVID 19 (a.k.a. Corona Virus).

Noun.
A person that is worth the risk of contracting a deadly disease to be near or to have intimate and sustained contact.

1. There is no way this meeting is Corona worthy.

2. Rachel is really corona worthy so I would give her a hug and a kiss.
3. I am staying safe and home, there is no party that is corona worthy.

by TheGoodTwin March 30, 2020

Corona Goggles

When you have lived with a person for years and never noticed them sexually. Then you get quarantined and they look all types of good. However, once the quarantine ends, it becomes all types of uncomfortable and you want out. See "Coyote ugly" for how to get out of it.

Erik has lived with Michelle for years and never knew she was a woman. After he got quarantined, he banged a number of holes. Quarantine was lifted and the corona goggles came off and now he is looking for a new place to live.

by vdub4motion April 11, 2020

corona hair

When you need a haircut but can't get one because you're in lockdown due to coronavirus.

I got corona hair because my barber's closed to stop the spread of coronavirus!

by ProPrio April 15, 2020

Corona Hot

A woman who has a fantastic body, beautiful eyes, lovely forehead, gorgeous hair, and sexy voice, but whose hideous face below the eyes is obscured by her N95, surgical mask, or other form of government-mandated face protection worn during the coronavirus pandemic.

Dude, I met this chick at the market today and she seemed hot as f*ck. But she was wearing a mask, so she could just be corona hot.

by Josh E Z April 18, 2020