Wise in the things of all things Cooter. Having a deep understanding of the outdoors, breasts,booze and NASCAR.
I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.
by crd79 January 14, 2008
Get the Cooter Wisemug. Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.
by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013
Get the Cooter Doodlingmug. A vagina so enormous that just calling it a cooter is not enough; one could disappear into it like a black hole.
by Nipdickcoothole November 6, 2014
Get the cooter holemug. When a women farts and a tiny air bubble rolls forward, passes thru the labia, tickles, and pops at the clit
by Leanie Meanie January 13, 2019
Get the Cooter Pootermug. When a male (typically of swedish dissent) is performing cunninglus on a female partner and slips a snus from his upper lip into the folds of her labia and/or cervix. The mucus membrane of the vagina absorbs the nicotine causing a pleasurable tingling (or occasionally stinging) sensation, and pussy high.
Hey Byorn, I slipped Tone a snus cooter last night when I was piss drunk at 4 am. She is gonna have pussy cancer in a week because that shit was extra stark.
Hey Byorn, when Tone came home from hot yoga class last night she told me I had to go down on her before she took a shower, or she would punch me in the cock. I had to slip her a mint snus cooter because that thing smelled like a fish market in mid-July.
Hey Byorn, when Tone came home from hot yoga class last night she told me I had to go down on her before she took a shower, or she would punch me in the cock. I had to slip her a mint snus cooter because that thing smelled like a fish market in mid-July.
by SnusOrDie October 24, 2010
Get the Snus Cootermug. by Cunt Lover 33 May 22, 2010
Get the Cooter Clubmug. by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008
Get the cooter hookmug.