confusedness

verb. the act or state of being confused.

1. being confused

2. having confusion

damn! i dunno what you're talking about! i'm drowning in confusedness!

by KISSARRAH August 16, 2009

confuse and conquer

Information age warfare. The strategy of maintaining power and control over one's subordinates or opponents by burying them in disinformation in order to promote confusion, paranoia and mistrust. The point of this type of propaganda is not to persuade anyone, but to keep the target audience engaged, distracted and unable to effectively unite in opposition.

Confuse and conquer:

Kathy: “Omg Beth, there's so much contradictory information everywhere I don’t know whats real anymore!”

Beth: “Just give up Kathy, we’ve totally been confused and conquered.”

by CLICKHERETOESCAPE March 6, 2017

confusion and delay

Sir Topham Hatt's catchphrase when he's cross with his engines.

You have caused confusion and delay!

by zmtk43 September 2, 2020

confusion

When your girlfriend wont sleep with you when your both drunk.

Im in a state of total confusion.

by 12346468 March 14, 2009

condusing

verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)

"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.

by alex_ July 6, 2006

confuse

Make no sense

Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie

by Pedro Mendez Mulachos April 17, 2003

Lucky Boys Confusion

Only, like, one of the coolest bands ever.
> ordinary
> envy

45 steps to the liquor store
just another breakdown that i can't afford but
can't worry about tomorrow's pain tonight (alright)

by i dont know. November 14, 2004