confectionise

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-confectionisation

to remove vegetable matter from food that would otherwise be classed as confectionary

"i just took the pickle of my cheeseburger. i confectionised it good!"

by in honour of Rob March 21, 2004

confectional

Where a solemnly-sworn dieter goes to admit his "slippages" of partaking of sweets, usually to a resident health-guru.

I hate going to confectional, since as atonement they make you eat a four-ounce chunk of tofu and a medium bowl of alfalfa sprouts, then drink a whole pint of pureed green wheat-grass ---- bleaahhhk!!

by QuacksO January 7, 2017

confucktion

A confused, fucked up mess.

I was going to head to the supermarket, but there was an accident, and the highway was a confucktion.

by Little Bun May 3, 2022

Confluction

A confluction is a congruence of some parts of reality with a new part of reality, which is not actually reality but is experienced as a form of reality to the mind. This part is unreal, exists in fantasy, in situations such as video games, movies, and in some news reports. For example, cities are destroyed, elections are stolen. It is thought that this may account for some features of modern day thinking where fake news or various distortions of events are thought of as real, such as votes being fabricated, vaccinations being poisonous, so that such events are portrayed as real in many news features and are believed by many influential people as true although they are actually not real.

There is a confluction of reality when people think a city is destroyed or an election is stolen. Buildings can be bombed or some elections corrupted but it doesn't get as bad as the mind makes it out to be.

by bobcatbobby August 18, 2022

satellite confucktion

When your GPS has a breakdown in it's functions and navigate you to a random address other than where you want to go.It always happen when you're late or already pissed off.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.

Boy I had another Satellite Confucktion and was late for my appointment.One more Satellite Confucktion and I swear I'm gonna toss this GPS out the window.

by meckox May 31, 2010

Stupendous confectionery

To describe someone as a formal “sweet one” politely and with class.

You are a stupendous confectionery

by Annoynyms73929284739 June 19, 2022

confuckinstruction

Term used to describe the miles of construction zones where the dreaded orange barrels have restricted traffic to one lane but where no one can be found to be actually working.

You have got to be kidding me! We have been stuck in this traffic for almost an hour and there is absolutely no one working anywhere in this entire confuckinstruction zone!

by Camden Seal December 29, 2007