Conflictiflated

That uncomfortable feeling when you're holding in a fart in a small, crowded, poorly ventilated room. A combination of being conflicted & inflated.

Wow, that egg salad I had for lunch really had me conflictiflated while I was waiting in the lobby at my Dr.'s office.

I was conflictiflated on the bus, but I made it to my stop before I let that howler rip.

by Phrasius March 2, 2020

conflexsion

When someone is trying to flex but ends up confessing to illegal activity.

Person A: ‘dude, I fucked your cousin Roxy last night’
Person B: ‘you know my cousin is 15??’

Person A: ‘yeah everyone loves a bit of jailbait!’
Person B: ‘mate... that was a massive conflexsion’

by RoxIndClau April 7, 2021

conelyn

A loving person who always put others first

Conelyn ; Conelyn

by Zatzat June 9, 2021

Conflarp

To squish someone or something by means of using your entire body.

Gerald-Lee: "Omg! Billy-Bob just conflarped poor little Stacy-Marie."

by Crow666🐦‍⬛ September 28, 2023

explosive conflict

When you're having anal sex and they have diarrhea and the same time you are ejaculating into their anus.

Also a shitty operation in Star Wars The Old Republic MMO.

"There was an explosive conflict at the orgy last night."
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"The operation tonight is Explosive Conflict, I'd rather have an explosive conflict then do that operation again."

by D.E.A.P July 13, 2016

Bias Conflict

Short for Inextricable Cognitive Bias Conflict. An extremely common, automatic conflict which erupts between individuals because every individual can only perceive and interpret events anchored in their biases which are generate their cognitive biases.

Each one of two men rents a room in a house in Lakeland, Florida. Along with the landlady, the three live in a Bias Conflict because until each one comes to comprehend Cognitive Biases, each one will continue perceiving and interpreting everything based on their inherent biases.

by but for October 14, 2018

Bias Conflict

Short for Inextricable Cognitive Bias Conflict. An extremely common, automatic conflict which erupts between individuals because every individual can only perceive and interpret events anchored in their biases which generate their cognitive biases.

Each one of two men rents a room in a house in Lakeland, Florida. Along with the landlady, the three live in a Bias Conflict because until each one comes to comprehend Cognitive Biases, each one will continue perceiving and interpreting everything based on their inherent biases.

by but for October 14, 2018