conflexsion

When someone is trying to flex but ends up confessing to illegal activity.

Person A: ‘dude, I fucked your cousin Roxy last night’
Person B: ‘you know my cousin is 15??’

Person A: ‘yeah everyone loves a bit of jailbait!’
Person B: ‘mate... that was a massive conflexsion’

by RoxIndClau April 07, 2021

Dryathlon

A non-alchoholic three month period, tending to span between January and March.

Indy - ‘NYE was hefty this year I’m going to have to do dry January’

Roxy - ‘speak it sister, I need a dryathlon’

by RoxIndClau July 08, 2022