conference wife

A female travel companion. This is the female you generally room with and spend all your time with at conferences and conventions. Sometimes this is a totally platonic partner; other times this partner satisfies a sexual or emotional need. It's especially fun to pretend that your otherwise platonic friend is in fact your sexual partner as you gallivant around the tourist attractions of the city. It is generally understood that this special connection is most strong while traveling. Both males and females can have a conference wife.

With a glitter in her eye, my conference wife proposed to me at the top of The Eye in Orlando.

by conferencewifeofmany January 28, 2017

Donut Conference

Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.

Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.

Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.

by Rjhyardbug2 February 11, 2012

car conference

A name given to conversations had in a car at the end of a night out, in which events and goings on of the evening are discussed at length, along with the consequences of these events, people who are hated, people who are loved, the outlook for the future, and love and life and mankind in general; all the big philosophical questions. Often take place between the hours of midnight and 4am and can also be described as a "post-party debrief".

Person 1: God, what is my life.

Person 2: Look at your life, look at your choices.

Person 1: It's fine, we'll car conference it up later.

Person 2: Thank god for the motherfucking car conference.

by fordsmax June 22, 2012

confeated

The act of feeling mad and confused at the same moment in time.

You're heated, but confused about why and/or what you're heated about

OR

You're heated, but confused about what the fuck just happened.

Dave: "I'm confeated as hell"
Craig: "Why?"
Dave: "My girl left me for another dude. I done everything a good boyfriend would do but I still ended up fucked in the end. Like what the fuck?"

Nick: "Dude I'm heated as hell"
Sam: "Why?"
Nick: "I don't know, I'm just heated."
Sam: "Yo' confeated ass"

Lucy: "I'm confused"
Steve: "About what?"
Lucy: "Everything, and it's really pissin me off. I'm getting more and more confeated by the second"

by 2Tech December 24, 2008

concert picnic

(verb) A practice where people sit outside of an outdoor concert so they can listen gratis to the performance. This may be done because they do not want to pay, the show is sold out, or it involves less engagement from them.

A: Did you guys go to the Jay-Z concert?
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.

by Trubol June 8, 2011

Concert Stacking

When you go to more than one concert in a 7 day period.

Dude, I'm Concert Stacking Depeche Mode and Spiritualized in September. Best week ever.

by shivonna June 7, 2013

Concert fever

The painful and intense urge to attend a concert. Basically the same as baby fever, except it's about concerts. Concert fever often starts by seeing pictures/videos of a concert, or hearing peers discuss a recent concert.

Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Of Mice and Men concert last night?! Someone went deaf from the speakers and some got trampled in the pit!"
Friend 2: "Stop, you're giving me concert fever!"

by snapcrackle PAP June 5, 2016