conclusional

making conclusions in the state of confusion and delusion

My conclusional friend makes decisions based on illusions of false hope.

by bid123456 November 29, 2011

Concubonk

Sexual intercourse with a Concubine

I just hooked up with her for a quick Concubonk.

Do you know her? Not really, she was just a Concubonk.

by crispy1174 December 18, 2011

concuboob

A male concubine, typically a pretty one who is dumb, but pretty.

N thought to herself, "He's not very bright, but at least he's got a great ass, and fucks like a hurricane. He'll do, for a concuboob."

by lyroshu December 5, 2013

Concession Open Carry

A person of girth carrying armloads of giant drinks, buckets of well buttered popcorn, etc. from a movie theater concession stand. They can usually be seen lumbering through the lobby or fighting gravity on the slope of the theater aisle as they deliver their bounty to appreciative partakers.

Big Ron always volunteers to do the concession open carry since there's no take out bags.

by Dragonsphir November 28, 2016

Confuscius

A Chinese man that believed people were good

I agree with Confuscius

by Psycho Twins June 14, 2016

concurrency

A currency whose valuation references the magnitude of transactions occurring simultaneously at any one instant. This magnitude is treated as a function of the distance between the producer and consumer.

Concurrency would make linear time a function of space.

by sandraxine August 9, 2018

Confusative

A hypocritical republican who supports their party’s ideals but whines when implemented policies affect their life because they do not think systematically. Basically, a hypocrite whose motto is “crack down on others but let me do my thing.” They believe in lower taxes but then bitch when the schools are underfunded and roads are crumbling; they think the government is too powerful yet complain it doesn’t have a heavy enough hand (eg not enough cops, poor infrastructure, military isn’t strong enough); they support the war on drugs but drive drunk and use illegal drugs; they believe in the same price for the same service yet complain it’s unfair to poor people.

Examples include: coal miners in WV who believe in free market capitalism yet want subsidies for coal, corn farmers in the Midwest who vote against government benefits/subsidies yet live on the corn subsidy, community college students who believe in fewer subsidies yet attend state-sponsored education, business owners who want lower school budgets yet complain how their employees aren’t educated well, California farmers who want more immigration enforcement but lose half their workforce to ICE, pious churchgoers who support a morally bankrupt president, low income earners who cry for tax cuts yet lose necessary services when it happens, capitalist investors who complain trading fees should be lower for people who have less money.

The Confusatives will always vote for a tiny tax break for themselves, even if it massively reduces taxes for the wealthy and consequently hurts their schools and roads.
"Did you hear about that Trump supporter who got deported as a result of Trump's new policy? It doesn't get more Confusative than that."
Confusatives and NIMBYcrats are wonderfully short-sighted; it's so easy to manipulate them.

by DGarb June 5, 2019