Commandophobia

An phobia (irrational fear) of commandos tactically invading your home and killing your family in a violent breach-bang-clear fashion.

peter suffers from commandophobia after watching the complete Steven Seagal collection.

by Demostheens July 15, 2010

commander in briefs

common name for exceptional male genitalia

sorry I have to go report to the commander in briefs

by commsnderinbriefs January 20, 2019

Commander Canned

A literal beast on Tiktok and member of Cool Kidz Podcast. Friendly to all his fans and one of the funniest comedians alive. His expertise in the art of “Monica” has led him to fame, fortune, and promotion to Commander

Dang is that Jordan Rogers?
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!

by soorpatellontiktok May 11, 2019

CommandGeek Labs

A cruel hellish underworld of a Discord run by popular famous celebrity CommandGeek.
This server is where comedy and braincells go to die.

Person 1: "Yooo I just went to CommandGeek Labs for a second and I can't feel my legs."
Person 2: "Holy crap! How are you still alive?!?"

by Aqtc April 12, 2021

Winter Commando

Going outside in the dead of winter without a coat.

Guy1: "I can't find my coat"
Guy2: "Screw it, go winter commando!"

by Megan Leigh! December 28, 2005

Shatner commas

Oddly placed commas that don't seem to serve any actual purpose in punctuation, but make it look like you should take odd pauses, as William Shatner does when delivering lines.

This is what Shatner commas look like:

When, we get to, the restaurant, we should, order some, tasty, beverages.

by horsecock_jenkins October 20, 2009

Commando Sandal

When you're out of clean underwear and socks you go without them. You go commando sandal.

Peter forgot to do his laundry before going to prom, so he went commando sandal.

by ahoysteven July 6, 2012