Commit a felony

Rollin a fatty with U.S. currency.

"I got the dollar, you got the weed."- Jay
"Who wants to commit a felony?"- Bob

by bob blazin September 20, 2009

go commit

short for "go commit suicide"

"I like pop music"
"Maybe you should go commit."

by MelM September 8, 2005

COMMITMENT ISSUES

ANYONE CALLED CENTRAL CEE HAS COMMITMENT ISSUES BUT HES TRYING HIS BEST TO FIX IT FOR YOU

I got commitment issues but I’m tryna fix that for you if I can’t afford that bag that you want then I will fix it for you

by ATHEGOAT May 16, 2021

pot committed

In poker, the act of betting so much that you have effectively put the majority of your chips in play, leaving you with very little left in reserve should you loose the hand.

After being dealt big slick Rob pot committed himself pre-flop and when nothing hit, he was left with a decision of going all-in or checking.

by GTI_Guy September 25, 2006

Commitment Phopic

A person who blindly finds themselves in a long term relationship without really meaning to.

John's girlfriend diagnosed John as a commitment phopic when he wigged out after signing up for their second mortgage, despite having been in a relationship for 15 years.

by Volconologist April 18, 2010

commit pigeon

To shit on someone's car or something else they own.
Usually used as threat.

Guy1: Shut up or ill commit Pigeon
Guy2: fine

by Grug was here May 10, 2022

Cellphone Commitment

The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.

Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.

by gizzmo696 December 7, 2010