Carcastic

When one uses sarcasm while inside a motor vehicle.

360's new track is heaps hip hop and I am in a car, omg this is such a carcastic day

by HoytDerbyLives June 8, 2010

comcastration

To deprive customers of adequate entertainment quality or value.

Comcastration is rampant. I was comcastrated last weekend.

by Rev. Diagnostic July 27, 2011

comcastrophe

1) What you call an incident in which people of Arizona being forced to watch porn in the middle of Super Bowl, their beloved Cardinals got screwed moments after.

2) Receive crappy service

COMCASTROPHE!

by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009

comcast

The biggest Cable service provider in North America. The fact that they are the biggest cable internet provider in North America and you can still run all your favorite P2P without restrictions says something about them. Yes they had SEVERE reliability probems back when they upgraded everyone to ~45KB UP 420KB Down for a few months but thats been fixed. If you want REAL satellite TV service get C-band. Thats the dishes the 8 foot dishes you see abandoned in most dumbasses yards.

1. I transfer 150 GB a month of warez with my Comcast and everythings fine. All that I do is stay away from Kazaa to avoid getting owned by the RIAA. Can your DSL do that?
2. I took my cable modem to my friends house for the LAN party and we had fast internet service. Can your DSL do that?
3. I found a free TV that some one was throwing out, connected it to Comcast Cable and watched channels 2-125 with no compression artifacts with a total cost of $0.00, can your DirecTV do that?
4.I ordered a PPV movie and watched it at my convenience with ON DEMAND for 24 hrs. Can your DirecTV do that?
5. Back in the day all i did was order some stuff to watch free DirecTV and they sued me for the amount assuming i watched every PPV and premium channel similtaniously 24/7, more then ill ever make in 10 lifetimes cause all wanted to do is watch that PPV wrestling and maybe some free porn with my friend Bubba. Thanks DirecTV!!!

by Thuggin` September 26, 2005

Consastic

When one is being conceited in a sarcastic way.

-I am pretty much the coolest person I know.
-Jeez could you be a little more consastic!?

by Courtney Callan May 26, 2006

Cumcastic

Sexually Fantastic.

That chick is cumcastic.

Lauren is not hot enough to be cumcastic.

by p8q47328q9o March 21, 2009

cumcastic

used to describe a girl with nice lips, in most cases DSL as the word cumcastic resembles comcast.

that girl has some DSL...chea her lips are cumcastic

by Cack! October 5, 2006