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Columbum

A Columbum is one who never leaves the great city of Columbia, Md. Believe it or not many of these people are actually proud of the fact that they live in Columbia.
It is easy to tell who the proud ones are because they are doing the same exact things every night of the week. Which is going to one of four extremely shitty bars including, Nottinghams, Sonomas, Ale House, or Michaels. If one were to leave columbia for 5 to 10 years and then return to one of these bars you would notice that the Columbums are still there doing the exact same thing they were doing 5 to 10 years ago. If your not one of these people who drinks reguarly than you are an extreme pot head who feels that they have to flaunt the fact that they smoke pot. Stop being proud that you smoke weed and just smoke it. Either way look for the columbum to still be walking out of their parents basement anywhere from the ages of 22-35.
by Ex-Columbum October 28, 2005
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british columbia

canada's 3rd largest province and probably it's most beautiful. beaches, mountains, cities- everything you'd want is basically here. but bc's biggest attraction is it's high quality mary jane. there are a few amsterdam-like 'coffee houses' in vancouver, bc where you can smoke the stuff, but they're being reduced in number unfortunately.
in british columbia, weed is the biggest cash crop.
by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008
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Columbine Shooting Range

Columbine high school's shooting range, located in the lunch room, shut down in 1999
Don't come to health class today, all we did was watch a movie about the columbine shooting range
by My name Jeff please May 9, 2017
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Columbus, Indiana

A small indiana town known to have great diversity but oddly very conservative in its own unique way. Columbus has a terrible housing problem even though it has very large factories. Columbus is Vice President Pence and Tony Stewarts Hometown. Most Columbus kids spend their evenings doing idiotic things at Wal-Mart. Most adults in Columbus are either working at Cummins, NTN Driveshaft, or other Factories. Columbus is also known for an abundance of teenagers chilling at a park in the middle of Columbus at late hours of the night.
“Hey, Brayten moved to Columbus, Indiana”

“No way, does that mean he’s gonna hang out at lincoln all night?”
by BraytenM April 21, 2019
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Column FU

The Default title of column “FU” in every Excel spreadsheet should be the name of your office a-hole. In our office, Mike is the hands down winner...
Everyone in our office changed Column FU in their Excel spreadsheets to “Mike”. That way when Mike is being really annoying in a meeting or conference call you can scroll over to bring that up on your screen. Even better if you are presenting...
by Poway Guy November 14, 2017
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Columbine

1. A beautiful flower. Also the state flower of Colorado (even before the incident)
2. One of the most tragic of attacks the nation has ever seen. On 20 April 1999 Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris entered their high school in Littleton, Colorado and murdered 13 people - 12 students and a teacher, before taking their own lives. Blame whomever you want, but they were the ones to pull the triggers and set up the bombs. Sadly, few really learned the lesson outside of Littleton.
Show some respect people, this was the most horrific of events and some of you just laugh it off. I'm disgusted.
by 'rado May 15, 2005
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Columbusing

The art of discovering something that isn't new
1492, Columbus was Columbusing the 'new world' one journal entry at a time
by Pms07 July 8, 2014
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