College

A tertiary level institution where it is possible to obtain one or more or quite possibly non of the following,depending on where you go and who you are:

1. An STD
2. Liberal indoctrination
3. Free or heavily subsidized beer (parties)
4. An Education usually in the form of a degree or certificate.

College is usually referred to as University in most countries outside of the U.S.A but is its equivalent except in the UK and Ireland where College refers to pre-university or A-level education.

Me went to "college" where me get edumucation and now me smart.

by Groudie September 3, 2011

College

Intellectual stimulation in an ideal living environment. The combination of 1,800 talented 18-22 year olds, alcohol, drugs, and some of the most brilliant minds on the planet. A place where all men (and women) are indeed equal, and where the free exchange of ideas flourishes.

Forget Disney World - college is the most magical place on Earth.

I am smart. I want to learn, have fun, and have a future. Therefore, I am going to college.

by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004

college

it can be described in 3 words
beer sex and class

When we go to college its gunna be some much fun. I come home drunk, smart, and not a virgin

by Ryan Galles April 4, 2005

College

A place to pursue higher education and out do all the losers in the world who were stupid enough to drop out of school. And by the way, it's not the education that matters, it's the degree that gets a job paying twice as much as a job you would receive without a degree.

I'm going to college and I'm going to make triple what you will!

by Amandaa May 19, 2005

college

a worthwhile investment that will relieve most people who finish from a job with their name on their shirt. if you aren't making any more money with your degree, it's your own fault. stop bitching.

when i graduated college i became my boss's boss.

by akg8850 December 8, 2003

college

a place almost like high school, but the professors(teachers) don't give a shit and you pay to miss class from having a hangover. endless partying and much sex going on. oh yeah....a place of learning for a possible descent career.

I am taking human sexuality at college next semester.

by caw'ledge May 3, 2003

College

A highly expensive institution ran by fascist liberals. Ridiculously easy to get into, except for the stuck up ivy league college that doesn't really have anything special aside from its name.

The Pros:
-After four years of of bullshit, you'll get a piece of paper which will help you get a job
-Alcohol flows like water
-A higher concentration of easy women than in a ghetto
-Drugs are just a skip and a hop away

The Cons:
-After four years of of bullshit, you'll get a piece of paper which will help you get a job
-The professors are stuck up assholes
-The elitists (feminists, pro-gay supporters, etc) are stuck up assholes
-The liberal arts students are stuck up assholes
-The classes you are forced to take are bullshit
-The extreme work is bullshit

Basically, the cons outweight the pros, but you have no choice, but to go there. Fortunately, alcohol and drugs might help you through. Unfortunately, alcohol and drugs might get you kick out.

Hmm, where to go to? Harvard, MIT, Yale, Princeton, some private college near me, or my local community college?

Eh, some private college near me. It's closer, cheaper, and they all teach the same thing anyway.

by BusinessMan May 1, 2005