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Coach Collins

The coachiest coach you will ever seen and is a history teacher... shockingly. Asks his students for various life advice as if we don't live with our parents.

His mobile got struck my lighting and the fire alarm wouldn't stop and didn't get fixed for a solid 24 hours.

Will jump around like an animated daddy long legs and will never stop. The fun don't ever stop.

He just wants to talk about history but his smartboard continuously won't work. Therefore causing aneurisms. Even more aneurysms.

He's trying his best but every time the announcements comes on he dies a little on an inside just like the rest of us.

Takes forever to grade but is so lenient with corrections it's depressing if you don't pass his class.

Cannot pronounce words that reaches a certain number of characters but he tries his best.

For some reason, can state any difference between any shade of orange possible.... specifically Tennessee orange...

10/10 Google stars would recommend his class... specifically for the aneurisms.
Yo bro I didn't go to Coach Collins class today what did I miss?

Just the regular. He had an aneurysm. He tried to use the smartboard and had an another aneurysm. He then gave up and just used a whiteboard instead. And then the announcement came on and he became very depressed and asked for life advice.

Any fun stories about his daughter?

Yeah she blatantly lied to her pre-k teacher again and he doesn't how to get her to stop.

That's sounds like his daughter HAHAHAHAHAHAH

*Dramatic ending DUN DUN DUN*
by Just me bro. You know me. March 14, 2023
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How much of a fag is colin

Colin has an offspring of multiple gay people. He has two dad's, two grandparents, and two uncles. There are only 2 girls in his family... His dog Sarah and his paret Gale. He is also secretly fucks his football couches to get his starting position as running back
How much of a fag is colin, He is gay for fucking all his couches
by Colin burger November 12, 2019
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steamy collins

Leaving large amounts of Phil Collins songs in a bombardment like manner via YouTube on a person's Facebook wall. Steamy Collins typically must include "In the Air Tonight."
"WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE? YOU GAVE ME A STEAMY COLLINS!"
by Q.C.Drums February 15, 2010
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Colin

Colin made your bitches pussy bleed
by Fahd September 26, 2019
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colin poke

Colin morans way of trying to see whats going on cuz he knows if he trys to get in on something we'll just say "LEAVE YOU STUPID ARP!"
When we were at ressurection with hartman, colin tried to see what was going on by givig out the colin poke
by cole March 19, 2005
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Phil Collins Moment

It's like that part from "In the Air Tonight", where the moment you hear the drum solo halfway through the song, you instantaneously start air drumming along. It doesn’t matter where you are or what you're doing when you hear it either. Whether it is in your car while you’re stuck in traffic, or in line at the grocery store, you're drumming along like you're kicking an invisible mugger's ass.
Wilcox: "So what happened?"

Arnett: "We were in a crowded bar, and I had a Phil Collins Moment, and when I stopped and looked around, the rest of the bar was doing it too, so I kept doing it"

Bruce: "What's a Phil Collins....Moment?"

Clark: "You know, its that one drum part from that one Phil Collins song that everyone drums to?"

Bruce: "Oh gotcha"

Clark: "I had a Phil Collins Moment the other day in the car. I accidentally hit my mom in the face. That song Simple by Collective Soul came on. You know that part at 32 seconds? I couldnt stop myself"
by 3D@y$ March 14, 2010
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Colin

The HOTTEST, SMARTEST, CUTEST, SWEETEST, MOST AMAZING GUY YOU WILL EVER. MEET. Colin is literally the best and toy must cherish him because he will return the favor. He is extremely sweet and honestly there is nothing bad about him.
Colin is the sweetest guy ever.. I think I'm in love!
by Ilovecolinsomuch July 13, 2021
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