Calganon

A combination of the words 'Calgary' and 'Anonymous'. Used in 4chan to describe someone from the Canadian city of Calgary.

Anon: Anyone here from Calgary?!
Anon: Me!!
Anon: MEMEME!
Anon: same hear, holy shiiit
Anon: what the fuck is with all the calganons?

Anon: man, there sure are a lot of calganons on 4chan
Anon: are there any other cities in canada?
Anon: apparently not

by SpinalFlux July 15, 2009

Cogan

Intentionally or unintentionally failing to arrive at a scheduled meeting or rendezvous without prior notice.

Chase was coganed when Robert didn't show up on Saturday to go to the beach as planned.

by Dijon October 5, 2006

Jackie Coogan

Bald, fat character actor best known for playing Uncle Fester in The Addams Family and countless 1950s/60s/70s B films and TV shows.

Jackie Coogan was the only true Uncle Fester.

by Rattus cattus October 26, 2006

colgate

n. official safety school and toothpaste of bucknell university.

Bucknell Student: "Dude, did you get into Bucknell?"
Future Colgate Student: "No, but I got into Colgate"
Bucknell Student: "That sucks dude, I use that toothpaste though"

by Bucknell is better. July 30, 2006

colgent

the sensation of having to go to the bathroom really bad. originally referred exclusively to crap, now can alsop be used for urination.

Excuse me for a moment, ma'am, I'm feeling colgent. etymology - colon + urgent

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

colander cunt

a cunt who's always talking about food and can't stop cooking up drama

"Tracy's mom is such a colander cunt, did you hear the way she was talkin about that eggplant"

by jordy shit September 9, 2018

Colgate Queen

A female that uses a toothbrush to masturbate.

"Dude, I was on WickedCamChat last night and saw this fat colgate queen just going at it with an electric!"

by Reignisfalling April 16, 2010