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Braxton Coleman 

A Braxton Coleman is an amazing friend and boyfriend. He will always have your back even if you don't have his and will defend you at all costs. He is generally mean but his heart is in the right place. He treats all his girlfriends like goddesses and gives them lots of love.
"That guy reminds me of a Braxton Coleman" or "That Braxton Coleman is just a good of friend as a Paxton"
Braxton Coleman by Sh4DoW665 December 27, 2011
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Gary Coleman 

A drink comprised of equal parts orange juice, cranberry juice, and Sprite.
Mark, while you're up getting another plate of delicious chicken and buttered green beans, grab me a Gary Coleman. And another roll.
Gary Coleman by GizmoKSX October 10, 2008

The Coleman Theory 

A scientific theory that any woman dressed in Ugg boots also take college algebra. This theory has been studied widely across the United States in the past decade, gaining support even more in the past couple years. Professor Coleman's theory can also be applied to the high school level as well. Where it can be seen that most females from grades 10-12 who own, and regularly wear, a pair of Ugg boots are taking CP leveled math classes.
"Hey man, what's with all these bitches wearing those boots with the fur in our math class?"
"The Coleman Theory bro, Coleman theory"
The Coleman Theory by thenewguy729 November 9, 2011

Fuck Coleman 

An asshole with weak gains.
Fuck Coleman those are tiny calf muscles.
Fuck Coleman by SmashyKen May 21, 2018

Kelson a Coleman 

A player, likes to cheat on girls. also known as a whore.
hes dates many girls, hes not good enough with one girl
Kelson a Coleman dates at least 80 girls a year

Bill Coleman 

I smoked some pinapple express because I was feeling Bill Coleman.
Bill Coleman by Cole Billman March 28, 2022

Gary Coleman 

A descriptive antonym for that which would make someone say "Yayyyy..."
"This vanilla milkshake is really Gary Coleman, Yayyyy..."

Or in the opposite;

"That car accident was so NOT Gary Coleman."
Gary Coleman by LucidDreamer January 15, 2009