shot of cocaine

putting cocaine in a shot glass, and knock it back son. Johnny Cash wasn't a little bitch so why should you be? lines of coke are for pussies

yo, Angie took a shot of cocaine and died man

by tmony May 4, 2018

cocaine ass

an ass that is so nice you would snort cocaine off of it

"dude check that girl out"

"yea man shes got a cocaine ass"

"yea id totaly snort lines off of her and i dont even do cocaine"

"yea shes worth it"

by mark twain bitch April 13, 2009

cocaine

A wonderful drug that makes an erection like pushing a wet piece of rope across your bedroom floor. It can also lead to a male trying to fake an orgasm.

Stan: "megan doesn't understand how I can fuck 8 times in one night. It's because I never came the first time"

by naturalbornhater September 15, 2005

Liquid Cocaine

Jagermeister and goldschlager. A drink so potent when buying both togeather the sales clerk asked if i was trying to kill myself.

Liquid Cocaine, the cure for everything.

by dmonney September 4, 2005

psycho groupie cocaine crazy

The first line of an awesome song by System of a Down. This line is repeated many times.

"Psycho! Groupie! Cocaine! Crazy! Psycho groupie cocaine crazy, psycho groupie coke, makes you high, makes you hide, makes you really wanna go, STOP!" -Psycho, System of a Down.

by Chris Hansen!!! May 7, 2009

cocaine 'stache

When one snorts obscenely large amounts of cocaine and it gets all up under/over their grill.

dude1: hey watch it, there's a cop coming, wipe off your cocaine 'stache

by Kaemmer October 23, 2006

Cocaine Tits

Referring to the deflated breasts of a female who abuses Cocaine. The appearance is generally accepted as unsightly: pickled areola, nipples seemingly sad or otherwise uninterested in being part of the boob, vicious tiger stripes/stretch marks, severe drooping or the appearance of being subjected to mega-gravitational pull.

Upon touch, Cocaine Tits are said to resemble the feel of cheap sandwich baggies half full of water

Him: So, bro. Did you tag that last night?!

His friend: ...Yeah. I ...I tagged it...

Him: Why the long face, bro?

His friend: She had a mean case of Coke tit

Him: Nooooo...aw God that sucks. I thought she'd have

slammin rack

His friend: I thought that too, until she took off her bra and I witnessed a slow motion waterfall of fail flappers cascade halfway down her stomach.

Him: Fuck...I didn't even know she did coke.

His friend: Oh, dude. You don't remember Herald's party?

Him: Well I mean...does ANYONE remember that party? It was fucki-

His friend: She sucked 4, count em, 4 black dudes off in the bathroom for a bump of shitty ghetto powder that was stepped on so fucking hard that the only thing that looks more stepped on is her listless, shapeless Cocaine Tits.

Him: That's straight fucked, bro.

His friend: Straight fucked.

by Federal Expression October 21, 2011