Computer 

Both I and you know the definition you are looking for, so instead, I'm going to write a proper definition:

A computer is an electronic device generally consisting of a screen, a keyboard, a mouse or trackpad, and internal components which allows it to function. Computers are devices to perform a variety of tasks from doing calculations, that no human could ever do, in seconds, to playing games, to writing essays. Also, YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING COMPUTER IS, HOW ELSE ARE YOU HERE!!! THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE SEARCHING THIS UP IS BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING SMUTTY!!! JUST GIVE UP AND GO TO WATTPAD IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE!!!

"Ah, I'm home, time to open my computer to find something smutty on the urban dictionary." said/thought you

Computer by Unlisted_games27 December 15, 2022

Computer 

The device you are currently using.

You are using a computer to search for the definition of a computer.

Computer by somerandomperson132 January 12, 2023

computer 

A device for playing games or work and school;
Probably the device you are using right now.

We played games in the school computer.

computer by ptsn March 2, 2023

Computer 

An electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.

My computer crashed again :(

Computer by Dr DIVYa January 23, 2024

Computer 

Shit sticks

I use my computer to google

Computer by OnlyRealThings June 24, 2024

computer 

the thing people use to:
1. Watch videos
2. Listen to music
3. Play games
4. Sleep on
5. Do other stuff

i slept on my computer last night

computer by Eemeli0123 March 9, 2024

Computer 

Strange device that speaks to you and makes you hallucinate via lights that comes out of its screen. You have

Mommy special arms are crawling out of the computer and asking for my soul

Computer by Porncum69 March 16, 2024