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clusterfuck 

When a Robbie cheats a Rae, and a Matthew finds out and throws a hissy fit that the Robbie lied to him about it. Then they start fighting and drag everybody they are friends with into the fight. causing stress and a shitload of drama.

or

When someone brings fighting friends together to talk about there feelings. Which does not solve anything.

Also, a delicious chocolate candy bar with caramel, nuget, rice crispy clusters, and loaded with peanuts.
1. Robbie, Matt, and Rae, why are you sending us into this clusterfuck?
2. That talk last night was a clusterfuck.
3. I just ate one orgasmic clusterfuck.
clusterfuck by odd333 August 1, 2009
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Clusterfuck 

person: That was a great clusterfuck last night!
Person2: Inorite?!
Clusterfuck by ToxicCupCake November 13, 2009

clusterfuck 

To have sexual intercourse with at least one other person in a computer cluster.
I've been so hosed lately that had to ask Cindy to meet me in 66-080, so we could clusterfuck between p-sets.

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Those SIPB jerks locked our Athena accounts after they caught us clusterfucking in 66-080!
clusterfuck by dotcom January 18, 2008

clusterfuck 

A word I like to use without knowing exactly what it means. Usually I like to say it and make it sound dirty, because it has the word "fuck" in it.
It was quite a clusterfuck when I clusterfucked your mom in her clusterfuck last night.
clusterfuck by Hudong August 25, 2006

Clusterfuck 

n. Being fucked up in so many ways that you cant even count. See Ozzy Osbourne or Lady GaGa. They are prime examples of clusterfucks.
Person 1: Hey its my pet rock Penis!

Person 2: Dont be such a clusterfuck, you lil peice of shit.

Clusterfuck 

When more than two people of the same or different sex sleep beside eachother. Close enough to touch and cuddle but not engage in sexual activity, providing comfort and warmth for all involved.
Three femals, two males clusterfuck at their afterprom in a queen size bed. Their clusterfuck allowes them all to fit on the bed and sleep throughout the night with warmth and comfort.
Clusterfuck by ksolt92 June 6, 2011

clusterfuck 

throwing a fistfull of rocks at someone, with a malice intention. generally screamed before you throw the rocks, but can also be used in the past to indicated that they have had rocks thrown at them.
Dan, stop clusterfucking Hazen.
Damn i got majorly clusterfucked today.
clusterfuck by the pink chicken January 22, 2006