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Culture Clubbing

The act of inserting a straw or tube into ones anus and then propelling cocaine/crushed pills directly into recipients anal cavity.
"Any seasoned drug addict will tell you this but it's been my experience that, in a pinch, I can usually grind some pills and funnel them into my ass. Any funnel will work but I prefer the oil strainers you pick up at the neighborhood gas station. Though If the opportunity presents itself, I prefer to get a close friend/honest looking stranger to shoot the finely crushed pills directly into my colon by inserting a straw or an empty pen tube into my anus, filling their lungs with air and blowing vigorously (I often refer to this as Culture Clubbing). The trick here is to have a good idea of how much product will be escaping your ass by way of farting after the initial insertion. Thusly you need to compensate the amount of powdered drugs accordingly (Note: the amount will vary if you are by yourself with a paper funnel or on the other spectrum, using a pneumatic device). Obviously it should go without saying the amount of air you're able to use to propel the granules through the straw will have a direct effect on the amount of powder that will come shooting back into the face of your friend. Make sure he/she has a dust buster or sandwich baggy at the ready when this happens.

Clearly Mr. Giraldo was simply testing his limits and made an honest miscalculation. Hopefully he makes a speedy recovery and doesn't forget the lessons he's learned."

-excerpt taken from JLDS
by mud00 September 29, 2010
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chubby chaser

individual who is attracted to overweight persons.
Mimo: You're a fucking chubby chaser dude!!
Nino: No I'm not! She's just got a li'l tummy is all.
by Plonzo March 15, 2008
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Chubby Checker

What your girl is doing when she's horny and she shakes her rump in your groin to see if there's any possibility of an erection, aka, checking for chub, or seeing if you've got a chubby.
My girl and I were spooning in bed this morning. I could tell she wanted some lovin' when she started doin' the Chubby Checker.
by bigredsfo April 3, 2009
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Chubby fucker

A man that loves to have sex with fat chicks. He can't get enough of those fat rolls.
Damn, Troy is a chubby fucker, he loves those fat women.
by Bigballs999 December 18, 2008
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sausage cubby

1. Vaginal opening
2. Oral opening of slutty female
Shut your sausage cubby, bitch.
by jinx September 12, 2003
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chubbyhole

An obese womans bellybutton, used as an oriface for sexual gratification.
"That girl was too big for me, so the only place I was able to fuck her in was her chubbyhole."
by ilovechubbs January 20, 2010
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cubby bear

a sexual position in which a man and women are standing up and the female is slighty bending over. The male has to have both arms fully wrapped around the females waist as tight as possible with his chest pressed onto her back. Once the penis is inserted into the anus or vagina and you are in this position, then you proceed to hump the female as viciously as possible, using your arms to hold the female tight and not letting her escape. Similar like to bear cubbs fornicating.
Dude, that chick said she's freaking sore because I cubby beared her last night.
by D-Rod928 February 8, 2010
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