There is no word I can choose

This is when a human being wants to make their mark on the Urban Dictionary, but is unable to.

I want to type a word and definition in the Urban Dictionary, but there is no word I can choose.

by PerfectPizza9839 June 27, 2020

Clood

(kahl-ud)
Noun:
The combination of cum and blood. This is the result of cumming inside a girl when she is on her period. After cumming inside her she stands up and the strawberry looking substance known as "clood" comes rolling down her legs.

Noun:Clood
Do you see any clood on my ass?

Adj:Cloody
Sarah and I had sex on her burberry carpet while she was on her period and it was a cloody mess.

by Holiday Pete August 25, 2011

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

clobs

A popular expression used in some parts of the UK to refer to a womans breasts.

"She showed me her clobs last night"

"Get yer clobs out fer tha lads"

"Denise has a cracking pair of clobs for a woman her age"

by Big Clobs Lover October 28, 2008

George Clooney

To take a shit caused by a "Perfect Storm" formed inside one's body.

Ugh, George Clooney. Must be from all that PBR and pizza. I'll be back in 5 minutes.

by PGHSBuck April 27, 2011

choose your own adventure

In message boards: These are normally topics that an author creates a main storyline, and have the other people periodically choose what action will follow next (usually at a critical point in the story). If done well, they can be one of the most enjoyable topics on a board.

NeoMario: Alex sees a girl comming towards him. He...

A) Walks up and tells her his name.
B) Runs away.
C) Casually say "Hi" when she gets close.
D) SeXX0rZ her FACE!!

MegamanEXE 2003:D!!!!111!!11
Cream: I think C ^.^
Ace: E) Ignore her since she's 300lb lesbian
gabbo: lol, then B :P

by NeoMario February 11, 2005

Clooney

The act of going down on a girl that hasn't recently shaved and the appearance and feel is what it must be like to kiss George Clooney with his 5 o'clock shadow.

"I went down on this chick, she needed to shave, it was a total Clooney."

by Bdizzle562 October 28, 2009