Mad Cocker

The name given to a man who carried out a series of attacks in Sheffield, England in the summer of 1988. These attacks involved him going door to door in residential areas throughout the city with a male chicken hidden discretely under his coat. Upon finding an unlocked door, he would forcefully thrust the "Mad Cock" on his victims on the other side of the door. Such attacks were marked with a card thrown into the fray with the words inscribed: "You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker".

After my aunt was cocked by the Mad Cocker, she had to spend 6 weeks in nuthouse receiving daily electroshock therapy. She's still never fully recovered.

by son_of_mad_cocker July 6, 2008

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shirt-cocker

A man who wears only a shirt at a nude beach.

The beach wandering shirt-cocker enjoyed tanning his buns while keeping the sun off his back.

by Uncle Mit September 7, 2009

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cloiker

Australian slang for the anus. See also cornhole, butthole.

I'm going to stick my fist right up his cloiker!

by Reisser May 23, 2003

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chockerbock

Completely full, or overflowing

This bag is chockerbock full of ______.

by Joshua Conrad August 30, 2007

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clickering

When you take the remote control to one of your televisions, then go around your neighborhood to random people's houses and changing their channels through their windows. Works best when you have the same cable provider (cox, digital cable, verizon, etc.). It is incredibly hilarious, for it leaves your neighbors scratching their heads as to why their channels keep changing.

Bob: Hey, remember when we were smashed drunk and we went clickering?
Marv: Yeah man! That was fun shit!
Bob: Yeah, I know. That guy thought a fuckin ghost was changing his channels.
Marv: AHAHAHAHAHA.

by bby em January 21, 2009

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