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Cloober

a club rat, someone who lives at/in the clubs because they think they're awesome.

i.e most miami kids

not necessarily anything negative, it's pretty legit
guy #1: let's go to LIV tonight!!
guy #2: alright you cloober, let's ride
by the man myth and legend July 8, 2011
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baby seal clubber

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Clabber Jammin

chatting with a group of 3 or more members!! freinds talking about juicy gossip such as "omg becky! Brittany i s such a bitch" yes yes i made this word up!!! muahahahaha

also small group environment trying to help buddy with their kissing fears

mhm im gangsta cuz i make up cool words
"omg how do i kiss?" "were Clabber Jammin about this situation"
"dude!! we need to clabber jam!! hes cheating on me!!"
by reindeeer March 19, 2010
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chobber

An object or a person on the large side.
Did you see the size of that lass? She were proper chobber.

I had a chobber plate of chips last night.

Wooaah, chobber!
by Pocket Beatnik January 21, 2008
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clabber

The slimy residue left in a woman's panties after she has been really wet.
You should have seen the clabber left in those undies!
by Kreigh January 5, 2005
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clobbering

Ben: "Hey man how'd it go with Veronica last night?"
Zach: "Bro i clobbered the shit out of her!"
Ben: "Damn, you didn't even kiss her!!!"

Clobbering - Having sex without kissing
by Zurbur February 22, 2020
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Clubber langed

When you let a big black man beat it up like Rocky in the meat freezer
"Omg girl, I got clubber langed last night and now I can't walk right"
by Cluber Lang December 15, 2018
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