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cave mom

A tired and beaten down mother that puts no effort into her personal appearance. Her hair is a natural mousy brown, frizzy and unbrushed, her pants are too short even though she is only 5'2", she wears a wristwatch with a thin brown leather band. Her skin is pale and her eyes are a bit sunken in with gray bags under them. She moves slowly and reluctantly. Her children have been over nurtured and continue to suck the life out of her.

She looks like she lives in a cave and has no idea what has happened in the years since high school and has no sense of self worth. She is essentially a slave to those around her.
O God no! They were all cave moms!
by bigmamadt January 25, 2011
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caveman punch

When you have unprotected sex with a very dry and very hairy asshole.
I really hope my date with Jerry goes well tonight so I can caveman punch that hairy butthole of his
by Hoe no May 4, 2019
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Molly cave

Refers to the aching, burning feeling that begins in the chest and settles in the stomach/core when one is experiencing the come down after taking molly. Often accompanied by various other symptoms, like a distinct loss of energy, muscle aches, and jaw soreness.
Jaden - "What does molly cave feel like?"
RP - "Imagine a cut open geode stone in your abdomen filled with crystals of molly that sucks out all the nutrients and good-feeling from your body and makes you wonder how the fuck you somehow forget this part every time."
Jaden - "...Oh."

RP - "Ugghh...I got mad molly cave."
Jaden - "Shit sucks."
by RP Ranklin August 24, 2013
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nick cave

Australian musician, author and actor who was the frontman of Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, an awesome band whose music was different yet fantastic.
Creator of such classic songs as 'Nature Boy', 'Do You Love Me', 'Where Wild Roses Grow'. He has unmistakable talent.
by BadLieutenant November 2, 2004
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ted the caver

Ted the caver is a fictional story written by a man named Ted.

Ted the caver's website consists of many journals kept by Ted who later recalls his events in the strange cave and talks about his feelings at that moment.

This story is meant to scare individuals.
Man 1: Did you read that Ted the caver story?
MAn 2: Yeah, it scared the shit out of me.
by Caver Boy December 4, 2007
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bear cave

A place where hairy, heavy, gay, men gather.
I'm so horny, think I'll go hit the bear cave.
by manatee3 August 27, 2010
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bats in the cave

visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.
"you need to blow your nose, you got some serious bats in the cave!!"
by pow3rzz January 26, 2007
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