by Luigi May 12, 2004
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A. old English insult, used to describe a prostitute who transmitted (often deliberately, and without warning) sexually transmitted diseases.
B. A person showing approval for a sports/art/music/theater event by placing his or her hands together at high speed, then repeating the movement. This form of communication was intended to convey and express approval and thanks to the performer.
C. The name of a professional liar, who gauges his or her success by how easily he or she can befuddle and misdirect an entire elected body of representatives, about the nature, scope, intent, use, and depth of unconstitutional spying on one's own citizens. Despite the fact that every other miscreant and liar who attempts similar dissembling, lying and deliberately false testimony, usually ends up sitting in jail, a "Clapper" usually gets promoted, is rehired, or is appointed to lead a Faux "supervisory and investigatory" committee to prevent the general public from ever learning about his high crimes, misdemeanors, and perjury.
A. old English insult, used to describe a prostitute who transmitted (often deliberately, and without warning) sexually transmitted diseases.
B. A person showing approval for a sports/art/music/theater event by placing his or her hands together at high speed, then repeating the movement. This form of communication was intended to convey and express approval and thanks to the performer.
C. The name of a professional liar, who gauges his or her success by how easily he or she can befuddle and misdirect an entire elected body of representatives, about the nature, scope, intent, use, and depth of unconstitutional spying on one's own citizens. Despite the fact that every other miscreant and liar who attempts similar dissembling, lying and deliberately false testimony, usually ends up sitting in jail, a "Clapper" usually gets promoted, is rehired, or is appointed to lead a Faux "supervisory and investigatory" committee to prevent the general public from ever learning about his high crimes, misdemeanors, and perjury.
A: "That effing clapper done did me in. It feels like it will bloody fall off when I pee."
B: "BRAVO! BRAVO!"
C: "I always give the least inaccurate testimony possible, especially under oath before congress."
B: "BRAVO! BRAVO!"
C: "I always give the least inaccurate testimony possible, especially under oath before congress."
by Pastor Agnostic August 20, 2013
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Very often used amongst close friends when they know of an occasion when someone has toched their penis against that of another human. Also known as 'Crossing Swords' 'Chappers' is generally the result of a Chapped foreskin from excessive masturbation and/or rubbing against another man's throbbing member.
by Biggy B Ghetto MC September 14, 2006
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You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.
Or at least that's what they think.
You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.
Or at least that's what they think.
by danjin May 18, 2009
Get the Let me get my toenail clippers mug.Oh, the clapper. It is an act in which a dude stands naked and humps the air with such force that his junk smacks off of his his taint and then pelvis. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.
The man said: Yeah. So when i got out of the shower i realized it was the most opportune moment to do the clapper.
by westvirgina July 6, 2009
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