clam slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is placed on one's face, usually to establish dominance. Frequently used by female video game players after fragging another player.

DUDE! K1LL3rClam83 just clam slammed me after she stuck me with a grenade!

by Milky Pirate March 4, 2008

clam party

Any festivity with a far above average (>=80%) female attendance. See also taco fest.

Whoa, that Take That tribute is a total clam party!

by LedgeS February 25, 2010

Clam Hamster

A clam hamster refers to a ridiculous amount of hair in the female genital region

Joe - I pulled a right fitty last night

Johnny - Really?

Joe - Yeah, but when we were about to bump uglies I noticed she had a proper Clam Hamster

by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009

clam jam

(n.) - the female version of a cock block; when a girl sabotages another girl's attempt to get some.

"This guy was hitting on me last night and asked me home, but Cara was being super clingy and made me leave with her instead; whatta clam jam!"

by garry larry July 25, 2013

clam sword

Not showering after having unprotected sex aka having a dirty penis with pussy juice still on it.

I banged this chick raw dog last night, and I still haven't showered...I have some serious clam sword going on right now"

by hugecocknballs81 August 1, 2011

Clammed

To use when someone/something/yourself are/is rolled, wrecked, owned, etc.
A way to describe what happened.

"I got so clammed by this dude the other day..."

"They got clammed!"

by 'Cus May 27, 2005

dirt clam

When a glob of ejaculate lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.

'Hey Bro-ham, let's go shoot some dirt clams!'

'Let's do this!

'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '

by Analinguist November 7, 2015