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Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.
"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."
by Zander Smith April 21, 2014
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chronic masturbator

Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to

be a male, despite popular belief
"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"
by long bong silvers October 29, 2018
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Chronically Online

An adjective for someone who is on the internet so often that their concept of the outside world is manipulated to be inaccurate. The term is directed mainly towards those below the age of 20. Someone who is considered a chronically online individual may do the following actions:

-Self diagnose one or more disorders based off of false information online, these disorders commonly being DID, ADHD, autism, depression, and/or anxiety.

-Make bold accusations of someone being homophobic, ableist, racist, etc. based off of false information online.

-Spend very little time offline.
My friend Jamie is very chronically online, and needs to touch grass
by MintyTown July 31, 2022
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Somethin Chronic

A Way To describe something in excess, either positive or negative.
1. I love You Somethin Chronic
2. I Want To Kill Somethin Chronic
by Absolut Russia November 17, 2006
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chronic dildo

A person that is simply a complete waking and sleeping asshole. 24-7-365. This commited "dildo" is recognized by their rudeness, "I'm so very special" syndrome, ongoing constipation, and leaking cell phone mouth disease. These folks don't get it and never will. Their condition is ongoing and largely irreversible.
Vrin: Look at that jerk. He's announcing his farts while walking down the wedding aisle with Suzy, even asking her to lift his leg as he aerates for maximum tone and volume.
Jadu: What a chronic dildo.
Vrin: You can say that again. He even asked his future mother-in-law to sample his offering and she gave him a big 2 thumbs up.
Jadu: They're both chronic dildos.
Vrin: You can say that again.
Jadu: They're both chonic dildos.
by jethrojones August 13, 2012
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Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.
Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.
by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019
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the chronic of narnia

legendary weed that is supposed to be so potent, that you are stoned in one hit. many search for it, but no one has reported finding it. described as having so many red-hairs, that it looks like a lions mane
Spicolli: dude, I think I found the chronic of narnia!
Bro: naw dude, it was just good jamacian stuff, but keep trying
by swampthing69 May 3, 2009
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