christened unicorn

The act of pulling out while fucking a chick and shitting on her forehead.

I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.

by Monkeyballs1277 October 21, 2013

Caristle

Annoyingly loud whistle, usually blown at unnecessary times by the second drum major of the marching band. Makes everyone within a ten-foot radius deaf for a minimum of two hours.

Our drum major blew her Caristle when we were reviewing the music for marching band. Practice was postponed until our hearing returned.

by OCnDT September 22, 2007

hayden christensen

Plays Anakin Skywalker in the starwars movies and the greatest thing to ever walk the earth and SOOO NOT GAY! Born from my home town, Vancouver.

Hayden Christersen is just too cute!

by Devi July 16, 2008

Christendom

1. Literally, the domain of Christianity.

2. Anachronistically, all the nations pledging loyalty to the Pope.

3. Later, all the churches or religions professing Christianity.

4. People who think they are Christian.

People of Christendom think they can be Christian by proxy by hiring clerics to be Christian for them.

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

Christer

Christer, noun: Any religiot believing in "Jesus" or "christ". Christer originated because the christers hate each other too much to agree about what makes a person a "christian." Christer is an all inclusive term.

If somebody believes that Jesus Christ did not have the middle initial "F", they probably qualify as a christer.

by DasHermit January 23, 2017

christendom

A scary ass haunted school that is home to exorcisms, shadowy figures, and strange voices. School staff denies any knowledge until recently, when a former graduate came foreward and told stories of things he'd witnessed and heard. Definatly one of the most haunted places in america.

Boy Christendom would make a nice setting for an episode of "Buffy"

by Todd September 13, 2004

Chrustle

The act of browsing the Blizzhackers aka Edge of Nowhere forums.

BWS: I be chrustlin' 24/7
Chrustler: fo' sho nigga

by Chrustler November 10, 2008