Chicken Corn Chowderhead

When someone is (or is acting) even more idiotic than your run of the mill Chowderhead.

Person 1: Chief is really being an idiot again.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Chowderhead.
Person 1: No way, he's acting way worse than a Chowderhead. He's a major Chicken Corn Chowderhead.
Person 2: Chief Chicken Corn Chowderhead? I like the sound of that.
Person 1: LOL!

by zTrunkz October 31, 2011

Half Child Chowder

Half Child Chowder is comprised of jism. That is it. Half the chromosomes necessary to create a child. A human child.

"I'm going to fill her box full of half child chowder", the man told his waiter in regards to the escort with whom he just wined and dined.

by Acute Lymphoblastic September 21, 2016

sink chowder

a delicious meal made from the food particles you've collected in your kitchen sink's drain over the last few months.

(orig. Nova Scotia)

The ultimate panty-remover: Candlelight, a bottle of pinot grigio, and a steaming bowl of sink chowder.

by richard9999 November 24, 2006

Wisconsin Clam Chowder

A delicious cheesy treat enjoyable for both lunch or dinner. Takes time to make but worth the wait! Created by inserting an uncircumcised penis with a healthy portion of smegma buildup into a vagina with a 4 week yeast infection (or more if preferred creamier). Both partners urinate at their leisure as they mix their ingredients until most of the smegma has blended in, then the gentleman ejaculates to thicken the savory medley. The lady pours the warm chowder into cups or bowls and viola! Makes 2-4 servings

Chris: It took over a month to make, but my girl and I finally enjoyed eating some Wisconsin Clam Chowder last night.

Tommy: Wow, what a delicacy! Did you save me some?

Chris: No, it was so good we ate it all. But I'll let you know next time.

Tommy: You better!

by Mr Yummy Food Critic December 1, 2011

porn chowder

Mixture of both male and female reproductive body fluids. As seen in pornographic movies.

You what would be nasty? Eating a bowl of porn chowder.

by chuck master funk April 25, 2005

doogie chowser

Slang for chew, chaw, dip, dig, digggle. Originated in the Seattle area and then spread like a forest fire across the country.
Commonly used by boozers. The most popular Doogie Chowser is the 49 cent grizzly.

"Hey man, I freaking hate losing at baseball, gimme a doogie chowser to ease my anxiety.

by Cloverland November 21, 2004

sack chowder

A male secretion or ejaculent commonly reffered to as jizz, sploodge, sperm, cum or sack snot

You betta whatch the teeth ho, or you be guzzling down a mouthfull of sack chowder

by cptmarkos September 3, 2005