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chess

a seemingly simple game to a novice but extremely difficult to master, sometimes impossible. you must have great intuition to master chess. it also has humdreds if not thousands of opening and finishing combnations and middle game tactics. there are also special moves such as castling and en-passent.
it is a common misconception in chess( they made me write chess :@)that when you win you say checkmate, it is actually customary to say "mate".
by satan, hitler aka g.w.bush October 5, 2005
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Nigger Chess

an exceedingly poor strategy in the game of life in which a thoughtless player copies a veteran player's move exactly, and immediately after seeing it for the first time, with no awareness of timing, set-up, individual motivations, experience, maturity, playing field, opponent or any factor what so ever that led the initial player to use this precise move, at that precise moment, to obtain a very precise result.
It is laughable how consistently Tisha plays Nigger Chess due to her inability, to learn from her own and think for herself.
by SamArseRothstine December 29, 2019
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the chess ghetto

A small neighborhood in Greenwich Village, New York City, located on Thompson Street, between Bleecker Street and West 3rd Street. It is named for the plethora of 24-hours per day chess shops and on-street chess boards that line the street.
Overheard on the NYC subway: "You're a NYU student? Where do you live?" "Yup. I have a tiny apartment in the chess ghetto."
by L8R_Taterrrr November 8, 2010
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chissler

one who is totally deceitful and dishonest, and will use these particular charachteristics to their advantage by screwing you out of your hard earned cash; a con artist
Barfrat: " I sold that broken DVD player to some old lady today for $200 today. Haha, I'm unreal."
AJ: " Man, you're such a fucking chissler."
by David G loves the Leafs July 12, 2007
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Chess

The black-and-white geometric jungle of puzzles and maneuvers.
We play chess, blitz and bullet, straining to see through the squares and into the unseen world of possibilities.
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
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chessing

verb; Living life like a game of chess while life is actually playing tetris with you, causing stress and never-ending disappointments when life does not turn out the way you expect it to.
Adjective form: chessy
"Poor guy, chessing around thinking that he will be able to retire by the age of 50..."
by sirichar November 11, 2017
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A complex card game, sometimes refered to as "Yu-Gi-Oh"
Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?
by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021
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