chobster

A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense.

'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!

by markup October 19, 2003

Chooblet

A female choob, so just like a choob except with no genitals.

Guy - What a choob...
Guy #2 - Nah, I think its a chooblet.

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

loser chooser

In multiplayer video games, such as Mario Kart 64, the system by which the person who comes in last place on a given race gets to choose the next venue for competition. Originated in Buyers Hall at Princeton University.

"Who gets to pick the next level?" "It's loser chooser"

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

choose up

To have sex no strings attached. A term made popular in the Inland Empire. Other variations of the word choosing, chose, chose up.

"That girl at the party chose up last night"
" I'm trying to choose up this weekend"
" People stay choosing up on me man"
" If you ain't choosing you're losing"

by Hayzell December 16, 2012

choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.

Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get

by ben January 7, 2005

Choosymk

A good stremer.

Choosymk is a good person as a stremer

by Choosymk December 21, 2020

Choose violence

When someone hits a nerve, usually by stating facts that are true, one can say they have “chosen violence”.

A: “People who don’t like Nicki Minaj are terrorists”

B: “So you decided to choose violence”

by teneliza June 13, 2021