Choir sectionalism

When a choir kid has an allegiance to their section and will literally cry for hours if they are moved.

Director: Hey Charlotte
Charlotte: wat
Director: i’m gonna need to move you to alto 1
Charlotte: no I’m a soprano 1
Director: I know but I need you to sing alto 1
Charlotte: *cries*
Director: choir sectionalism, no one ever wants to move

by Purpstar615 December 5, 2022

youth choir

the only place where pt cruiser driving skinny nerd instrument boys can feel happy
a repulsive waste of a really nice church service
a hideout for ugly Jesus freaks and their girlfriends

"i hate going to youth choir with the nerds because they all try to make me feel bad for looking hot in jeans"
"youth choir makes me puke because no one can sing and the only thing on anyones mind is hooking up in a pt cruiser while eating zaxby's"

by ranging rebel August 1, 2012

Choir Kids

Either the most sunshine people on the face of the earth or edgy toxic little waste of a human being

Micheal: Should i join choir?
Johnny: Nah those choir kids are so toxic

by Goblin10532 March 2, 2022

TMEA All-State choir

A mesmerizing performance that lasts about 3 days in San Antonio (now) where the top around 200 choral musicians make the mixed choir and the other around 200-300 are in either Treble or Men’s choir. All three choirs are amazing successes, and there is nobody without talent in any of these choirs. To get to this audition you have had to go through 3-4 auditions and go though some amazing, and maybe horrible music over a series of 9 months. Some examples of these songs are the three French pieces the men had to sing in the 2022-2023 area and pre area rounds which were the worst pieces that some have ever experienced. But there was also Steal Away that year, so it was made up for.

Ben: Hey James! How did you do at your audition this weekend?
James: I did pretty good, I made the TMEA All-State choir!

by Add my snap jake_kurth07 January 10, 2024

Choir Boy

A female with short hair.

“Oh no! Thompson pulled another choir boy last night, he could do better”

“Hey! Middle schoolers aren’t aloud in here, it’s only 21 and up!”. “Oh don’t worry, that’s just a choir boy”

by Professor Bofa November 28, 2021

Choir camp

The opposite of band camp, A place where choir kids, choir nerds, and choir freaks go to be themselves. You basically sing for five hours straight. And there’s a 60% chance that it’s next to a band camp.

I had so much fun at choir camp, we prank the band camp over there.

by Purpstar615 December 6, 2022

Kid in choir

Doesn’t really know to much of music and is only there to skip school

Dude: oh so your a choir kid?

Girl: no just a kid in choir

by anonymous March 31, 2022