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Chitzi

Chitzi, to burp without aid of a beverage or other aid.
"Bllllllllllluuuurrrrggggg!" " Girl that was such a chitzi!!"
by Bobbbbbbbbbbbb October 13, 2006
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Citizen's Discount

-noun: a form of shoplifting in which:
1: an item's price tag is replaced with the price tag of a less expensive item, or
2: an item is lifted during the legitimate purchase of other (usually very inexpensive) items, thus avoiding suspicion
I went down to Wally World and got my citizen's discount at the self checkout line.
by Rude Raven May 5, 2008
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Critizen

Noun.

1. An individual who exists to critique the work and lives of others, often boosting their own sense of self- worth. Portmanteau of "critic" and "citizen".

2. Anybody writing anything anywhere on the Internet.
When Dave again complained that his sister knew nothing of how to carve a turkey, the family knew him to be a critizen.
by Mr J-Ro September 11, 2010
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(U.S. GOVERNMENT) successor to the investigations and processing arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Services (INS) of the USA. In 2003, the INS was dissolved and its enforcement arm transferred to the new Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). The INS had formerly been part of the Justice Department; the CIS is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

The CIS is responsible for incarcerating hundreds of thousands of people each year, mostly for petty paperwork filing errors or traffic stops.
She spent months struggling with the wretched, burned-out bureaucracy of the Citizenship and Immigration Services, wondering how anyone could enter the country legally without violating the laws of physics.
by Primus Intra Pares September 4, 2010
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Citizen's Bounce

Similar to Citizens Arrest.

When one is forcibly removed from a bar by a fellow citizen, due to extreme inebriation or bad behavior, using the phrase "You gotta go, bro, you gotta go".
A Citizen's Bounce:

Drunk Guy: "Yo man, I'm so drunk right now"
Bouncer lightly pushes on Drunk Guy's chest
Bouncer: "You gotta go, bro, you gotta go"
by C-Block Pro July 1, 2008
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citizen maintenance

Having to fill out forms, make phone calls, go to offices, etc. for utilities, bills, services, etc.
I spent all morning at the DMV and then had to come home and try to get a hold of someone at the cable company to figure out why my service was shut off. I hate citizen maintenance!
by TeeShaHai February 28, 2013
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Chiti

A super sweet and attractive girl who does pole just for fun. Doesn't know how to train a dog, but loves and cares for it anyways. Also likes cats, and is the absolute best at naming them. One of the most loyal and trustworthy friends you can have in your life, and if you can get her to come out of her shell you won't be able to stuff her back in it. This woman will change your life, and you'll be in a much better place with her in it.
Goddamn, Chiti just saved my ass. I'm glad to have her in my life.
by ByteCache November 24, 2021
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