Chimpanzee Lips

n. When a woman's vaginal flaps are swollen to the point that they resemble the mouth of a monkey, ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.

Dude 1: Hey man, I heard you got Jessica last night!

Dude 2: Yeah bro, it was pretty nice but she was definately sporting some chimpanzee lips!

Dude 1: Ugh, no way... look at the bright side, atleast she didn't have beef curtains.

by Zac & Brett December 9, 2008

Chiapunkarelli

1. my rendetion of what is said in the lyrics of "Freshman" by The Verve Pipe. It can be found only once somewhat near the beginning of the song actually being "She's a punk and rarely ever." Which, means ...well...exactly what it says.

1. Chiapunkarelli ever took advice.

by chiapunkarelli October 3, 2007

chimpcraycray

When a person is acting so crazy they remind you of a chimpanzee acting out at the zoo. This generally includes intense physical as well as verbal expression of emotion.

"She was going chimpcraycray after she caught her boyfriend cheating on her."

"He went chimpcraycray when he got fired."

"When the home team won in overtime, everyone went chimpcraycray."

by Frankalicious-So-Delicious December 6, 2013

Chimp nips

A person, normally male, who suffers from unusually saggy and enlarged nipples

"Hey look at that shit-kicker over there in the tight tshirt! He's got a right pair of chimp nips!"

by MightyMaindeeRed December 2, 2017

chimpish

of a chimp type; one who exhibits or resembles the typical rambunctious tendencies of a chimp or simian.

Evan is being awful chimpish today, we might have to put him down

by Dr. Negative December 12, 2022

Welfare Chimp

Peasants that require government assistance in all aspects of basic survival.

Terrance: Them fools Jamal and Treshawn be gettin physical once again over the last bowl of Frosted Flakes, nigga damn. They ain't even had no milk! Can't believe a nigga been forced back to the hood to live with these Welfare Chimps.

by allseeingwiseone. August 20, 2018

bus chimps

the loud mf’s in the back of the bus that need to shut the fuck up before i kick them the fuck out of the country

“GET THE FUCK OUT YOU BUS CHIMPS MOTHER FUCKERS”

by coolwhipgtfo September 17, 2019