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balls are stuck in the chimney

Balls are stuck in the chimney: When a person is confused or in a difficult situation. Similar to the popular phrase in a pickle.
Jamie is stuck on a maths problem.

Jamie: Oh man, this question is really hard. My balls are stuck in the chimney.

Charlie: What does that mean?

Jamie: My balls are stuck in the chimney is just another way of saying I’m confused or I’m in a pickle.
by nkmakesp July 6, 2023
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Chimneysweep

Chimneysweep is a slang term for a genius, used on many forums around the internet.
We love you chimneysweep!
by Shaun Russell November 7, 2004
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Dutch Chimney

The act of farting while wearing a Snuggie, and sticking an arm hole by someone else's face.
I knew I was going to marry my girlfriend when she gave me a Dutch Chimney while we were watching the Red Wings game.
by G. H. Freedman January 17, 2011
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chimney sweep

sexual position, similar to the pile driver.
should be performed at least once a month, preferably twice minimum to prevent carbon build up or deposits along the walls of the inside of the intestines.
"so i met this girl last night and i asked her if she had had her chimney sweeped yet this season. she said no, so i sweeped it good.
by el_chimneysweep April 13, 2009
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Burnt Chimney

1) Refers to the vagina of a white girl that has been penetrated by a black penis.

2) Can also just refer to a girl that has had sex with a black man.
-Yeah, I heard that girl over there has a burnt chimney.

-Oh, is she the one that was with that black man??
by DJ Benchmark October 20, 2009
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chimney

A man who chain-smokes on cigarettes. He also puffs on cigars, pipes and marijuana.
You sir, are a CHIMNEY! Not only are you ruining your own health, but the health of innocent people around you!
by anonymous July 30, 2004
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Chimney Fucking

A sexual act, where in a man participating in the act of anal sex sings Dick Van Dyke's "Chim Chim Cher-ee" song from Mary Poppins. Bonus points if the woman is smoking.
"I could hear Dick and Mary Chimney fucking from down the hall"
by Mr_Zodiac December 18, 2009
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