chess sex

Four people having sweaty sex while playing a nice game of chess.

Hey bro, how about we get two more people and have a nice round of chess sex?

by chess sex August 27, 2017

chess match

Any competition in which the stradegy is very important & in which both sides are looking far ahead.

The football game was a real chess match.

by nick_g September 19, 2010

chess cheerleader

a rabid chess/geek fangirl

That amu sure is a chess cheerleader, eh?

by amu October 20, 2003

intellectual chess

Intellectual Chess is a drunken game which entirely not based upon regular chess. The game involves taking a large knife, spraying the blade with deodorant, setting fire to it, and then throwing it to each other (NB: throwing it to each other, not at each other.) Intellectual Chess has been played only once, and nobody was hurt.

We were drunk enough that we actually played Intellectual Chess last night.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Cheesy Chess

This is a sexual position in which a man covers up a woman's vaginal opening with a slice of American cheese and then he sticks a chess piece, usually a queen, through the piece of American cheese and into the woman's pussy. Then he takes the cheese and makes a cheese burger with it. However, he doesn't eat the cheese burger just yet; he also sticks it up the woman's pussy. Then he eats the woman out until he fully eats the cheese burger. Then when he gets to the chess piece he takes it out and he plays the woman in chess. If he wins the woman cooks him some bacon and he gets to eat it out of her asscrack. If he loses, he has to pull on pooplog out of the woman's butthole.

I did a cheesy chess with this girl and I totaly pwned her in chess.

by E? September 4, 2006

playing chess

Slang for ordering a bag of drugs from a dealer. Used to ensure secrecy when talking over the telephone.

"Hey man, I was hoping I could come over and play chess today."

by entropy todovia mundial September 13, 2005

procedural chess

The weaponisation of an administration apparatus such that the opposing party or parties must navigate a sea of bureaucratic red tape in order to proceed with requisite business.

Dorothea has a grievance with her doctor's office, but the procedural chess of submitting a complaint has left her stunned; she may just forget about the whole endeavour.

by pseudoraphael June 1, 2020