chef's fist

When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.

I knew he was the one after he pounded me with the best chef's fist of my life!

by fat_terry June 20, 2020

Chef Boyardots

The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.

Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?

Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.

by YAWA October 27, 2021

chef's finger

When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.

That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.

by PGC137 February 12, 2022

Chef Ck ( doesn’t know the real name ) @ ITE

Chef Ck ( doesn’t know the real name ) @ ITE

Chef Ck ( doesn’t know the real name ) @ ITE

by syafinaz September 1, 2022

Chef Yert

A common phrase said by students in Massachusetts. Has no meaning rather than to piss off passer bys.

CHEF YERT

by TheChefHimself December 12, 2017

Chef Boyardee guarantee

When you see a thicc female worth having sexual intercourse with.

Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"

Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."

by Casper the Suicidal Ghost August 21, 2017

Chef Blowardee

Trying to impress people by cutting and pasting cooking recipes in their boring blog.

Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!

by Joe Blowardee April 3, 2007