cheeseball

A guy who says ridiculously stupid things in an attempt to get laid, thus ruining his chances.

Cheeseball: You're more beautiful than Angelina Jolie.

Female Respondent: Dude, I'm fifty fucking four years old, and I've actually seen a mirror in the current millennium. Anyway, even when I was her age that would have been an absurd statement.

Cheeseball: Oh, how could you insult me by implying I'm not telling the truth?

FR: OK, cheeseball, that's it. Get the fuck out.

by romanesco September 7, 2010

Cheeseburgering

The action of putting ketchup and mustard on the vagina and eating it. Then finishing by leaving the mayo in the anus.

John: What did you do with Simone last night?

Kody: I was cheeseburgering her

John: With kethcup and mustard?

Kody: Yeah, and I left the mayo in her butthole

by Cheeserburgerer666 May 17, 2016

cheesebadger

this big fat fuck who does a shit-load of insane and retarded definitions. damn funny, though.

what the fuck?? dog-a-thon?? oh... its just Cheesebadger, that explains it.

by edward_pumpernickel January 10, 2005

Cheeseburger

The most perfect food in the world! Consisting of ingrediants from all major food groups, it is a vital part of a well-rounded diet. Patriots are huge fans of cheeseburgers, being well aware that this genious invention can be attributed to none other than the U.S. of A. Although delicious, it is also a topic of controversy because it is said by some religious sects that the cheeseburger was the 2nd-day creation, preceeded only by the creation of light, heavens, and Earth.

Marty: Uuuhhhhgg!
Sarah: What's wrong my hansome man?
Marty: I don't feel so good...my stomach aches for something delicious but I don't know what
Sarah: I know! How about a CHEESEBURGER!!
Marty: YAY!!!!!

by bobblehead11 December 7, 2009

cheeseball

In Madden for game consoles, a non-simulation gamestyle that takes advantages of weaknesses in the game engine instead of winning the way a real team would (ie, running the same play over and over, going for it on 4th and 20 in the 1st quarter, running a goal line offense on 2nd and 20 on your own 30, etc.)

I won't play against opponents who would rather play cheeseball than football.

by Icelandair January 16, 2008

cheeseburger vacuum

One who sucks up cheeseburgers/other fatty foods like a vacuum cleaner. Used as a derogatory term for those that are extremely overweight.

Dang, Trent is such a cheeseburger vacuum! That boy would eat a turd if you put ketchup on it!

by ShirleyIsTheDevil May 21, 2008

Cheeseburger

Exclamation - An expression of frustration or anger. A shorthand for "I wish that Donald Trump would choke to death on a cheeseburger".

Cheeseburger! I lost my car keys again!

by Anyone Buttrump June 25, 2017